🔒 Privacy Policy

The Short Version (Because Who Reads These?):

We don't collect your personal data. We don't store your confessions, roasts, or dilemmas. We barely know what day it is. You're safe here.

The Long Version (For Legal Reasons):

1. Information We Don't Collect

Seriously, we don't collect any personal information. Your confessions in the Judge Me tool? Gone as soon as you see the verdict. Your life stats in the Life Wasted calculator? Poof, disappeared. We're like digital ghosts - we don't leave footprints.

2. Cookies (The Digital Kind)

We use only essential cookies to make the site work. No tracking cookies, no advertising cookies, no creepy "follow you around the internet" cookies. Just functional cookies that remember your theme preference (dark/light mode).

3. Third-Party Services

We use Adsterra for ads (they pay for our coffee). They have their own privacy policies. We don't control what they do, but we promise not to share your data with them because... well, we don't have your data.

4. Data Security

Our security measures include: 1) Not collecting data, 2) Seriously, no data collection, and 3) Did we mention we don't collect data? It's the most secure approach.

5. Children's Privacy

Our tools are for entertainment and anyone can use them. Since we don't collect data, we don't collect children's data either. Problem solved.

6. Changes to This Policy

If we change this policy, we'll update the date above. The changes will probably involve adding more jokes about not collecting data.

7. Contact Us

Have questions? Want to complain about something? Email us at: privacy@toolmypic.com (Note: This email might not exist, but it sounds official.)